{"id":310,"date":"2010-02-24T13:22:30","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T13:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/?p=310"},"modified":"2016-01-13T06:46:14","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T06:46:14","slug":"just-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Just NOT!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<address style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/06.03.2010invert.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-311 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/06.03.2010invert.jpg\" alt=\"06.03.2010invert\" width=\"726\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/06.03.2010invert.jpg 726w, http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/06.03.2010invert-300x51.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 726px) 100vw, 726px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/07.03.2010invert_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-312 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/07.03.2010invert_2.jpg\" alt=\"07.03.2010invert_2\" width=\"723\" height=\"151\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/07.03.2010invert_2.jpg 723w, http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/07.03.2010invert_2-300x62.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 723px) 100vw, 723px\" \/><\/a><\/address>\n<div class=\"text-content style_External_410_211\" style=\"padding: 0px;\">\n<div class=\"style\">\n<address class=\"Body\" style=\"padding-top: 0pt;\">Yesterday the bank called &#8211; wanted to make an appointment to \u201eoptimize\u201c my finance &#8211; thought it would be better for them to \u201eoptimize\u201c the crisis they caused &#8211; told the girl I do not want to be \u201eoptimized\u201c in any way &#8211; she hesitated on the other side of the line and promised me not to use that word again &#8211; insisted my money could be more \u201eeffective\u201c &#8211; why does everything have to be \u201eeffective\u201c I asked her &#8211; silence now &#8211; got an appointment next week. <\/address>\n<address class=\"Body\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address class=\"Body\" style=\"padding-bottom: 0pt;\">Think I\u00b4ll be doing some t-shirt designs out of this&#8230;.<\/address>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday the bank called &#8211; wanted to make an appointment to \u201eoptimize\u201c my finance &#8211; thought it would be better for them to \u201eoptimize\u201c the crisis they caused &#8211; told the girl I do not want to be \u201eoptimized\u201c in any way &#8211; she hesitated on the other side of the line and promised me <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/?p=310\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-art","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":313,"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.marcobattaglia.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}